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06 November 2007 @ 07:57 pm
With deepest gratitude for your devotion and protection  
Miss Smith,

Please believe that I have the utmost respect for you, but I must first and foremost think about what is best for Jade. With that in mind, it would perhaps be better if you avoided Jade's company - at least when you have with you . . . well, I don't want to be rude, but . .. it's difficult to say this tactfully, but . . . You know, you have some very strange friends.

Costis Ormentiedes

 
 
Current Music: Stayin' Alive
 
 
 
Willowwillow_41z on November 6th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
Obituary
This is one of Willow's friends. I'm sorry to report that she is dead. She died of the combination of a laughing fit and choking on her own spit shortly after viewing the above picture.
Peggy: Teleus_Animpeggy_2 on November 6th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Obituary
and, as we all know, dead is dead.

Deepest condolances on your loss.

(LOL!)
Emeraldemerald_happy on November 6th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Un-Obituary
*puts cookies in Willow's mouth*

There

Willow is ALIVE!
Jokingly Jade: sadnessjade_sabre_301 on November 6th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Obituary
Oh noez! Willow! Wait, can I disclaim responsibility for finishing the doomfic now that you have passed on?

*runs to Costis for comfort, and also to thank him properly for so sweetly looking out for her interests*
Willowwillow_41z on November 7th, 2007 12:58 am (UTC)
The Last Will And Testament Of Willow Smith, Part 1
To Jade, I leave the care of my beloved cockroach, Sylvester, and his girlfriend Phoebe the stink bug.
Peggy: Angelpeggy_2 on November 7th, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
Re: The Last Will And Testament Of Willow Smith, Part 1
oh Jade. That's so special. She loved you very much.

I bet Costis will help you take care of them. Heck, maybe Sylvester will teach him how to disco.
Jokingly Jadejade_sabre_301 on November 7th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
Re: The Last Will And Testament Of Willow Smith, Part 1
Biggest. Guilt. Trip. Ever.

*hands them over to Costis and hides behind him*
sylvesterhisssylvesterhiss on November 7th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: The Last Will And Testament Of Willow Smith, Part 1
Oh, yeah, babe. He'll be strutting his stuff under that glittery disco ball in no time!

You might want to buy him a nice white polyester suit. It always seems to help
Peggy: Disapprovespeggy_2 on November 6th, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
thanks, Sylvester
now I have that damn "stayin' alive" song in my head.
checkers: WTF Orlandocheckers65477 on November 6th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
LOL! Nice shoes, Sylvester!
sylvesterhisssylvesterhiss on November 7th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
Thanks, babe. I try to be fashionable.
checkers: WTF Orlandocheckers65477 on November 7th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
SYLVESTER HAS AN LJ?? O__o
Rosalee LuAnnrosaleeluann on November 6th, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
lol!
Even when I can't get into Chatzy I meet up with a giant hissing cockroach. But a very stylish one, I'll give him that much.
avian_xj: peaceavian_xj on November 6th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
Is the pink... nailpolish!? LOL stylin' Sylvester XP
(Anonymous) on November 7th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
*innocently*
Is that a butter bug?

~Feir Dearig
sylvesterhisssylvesterhiss on November 7th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC)
Oh, yeah, babe, it's pink nail polish. It looks really far out against my carapace. Plus, it makes the sequins stand out more.